I wouldn’t normally post a forward that came through my e-mail, but this one is just too good/appropriate to pass up (unedited — “leader of the leg?” was this written by a lege aide?):

Today, we salute you, Mr. Way to Self-Righteous Legislative Aide Guy…

While other staffers stumble and grumble their way into work every
morning, You sir march across the Capitol grounds like a peacock,
careful to wait until others are around so that they will notice as
you swipe your badge to enter the employees only entrance.

Singers: employees only, bitch!

When you walk through the Capitol you can’t figure out why the tour
guides don’t stop their tour and introduce you to the 4th grade class
from nowhere, Texas so you can explain how you make Texas better
everyday.

Singers: Texas owes you

When one of your bills passes, it was you and you alone who made it
happen, but if a bill fails it was undoubtedly the committee clerk’s
fault.

Singers: Fucking clerks

So here’s to you, oh sultan of the cheap suits, leader of the leg, Mr.
W ay too Important Legislative Aide guy.