Okay, so here’s the second installment of this great little idea. Not as good as the first one, in my opinion.

Today, we salute you, Mr. calls way too many points of order
representative guy…

While other reps aim to insure needy children, protect the border and
solve pressing issues legislatively, you sir maintain the integrity of
the bill analysis, witness affirmation form, and when all else fails,
the minutes of the hearing.

Singers: Talk about petty

Thanks to your alter ego coined “The Assassin”, “Hired Gun” and “Dog
the Bill Hunter” you ensure the same 4 hours of debate can be heard
tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that.

Singers: Worthless Déjà vu

All reps. have a vote, but you have a PASSION. With open records as
your ammo, omissions, erroneous section numbers, and imprecise
analysis are no match to your tax-funded bill scrubbers.

Singers: You need a freakin’ hobby

So here’s to you, oh wise finder of all that is wrong, uncharitable
waster of time, Mr. calls way too many points of order representative
guy.

By the way, if you don’t believe me that “chubbing” is used around the Lege, Burkblog has a post using the word, too.