And another one:

Today we salute you, Mr. Radio-host-turned-Senator-Guy …

While some politicians focus on the people, you boldly and shamelessly promote yourself and your bad ideas.

Singers: The mayor of crazy town.

When you take the mike in the Texas Senate, no one — we mean no one — is
listening. Whether you’re talking about selling babies or offering
phantom tax cuts, Texas government grinds to a halt when you speak.

Singers: Someone get some duct tape.

And while you complain you are holier than the Pope, we know the
author of the first greatest book ever written wouldn’t break
bread at Hooters.

Singers: I was just here for the fried pickles.

So here’s to you Senator Holier-than-thou tax cut man. You’ve proven one thing for sure — Talk radio is a bad place to find someone who can pass a tax cut.

I hope this doesn’t become a HeadOn commercial.