If you have or think you may have in the future any desire to live in Iraq, boy, do I have the deal for you.

Come here, come in close so no one else can hear.

All right. Listen. It’s called “Dream City.”

Yeah, yeah. “Dream City.” You think I’m a drunk, but I’m not. I’m not. Listen, you can smell my breath if ya like. Here. All right then. Just listen. It’s up in northern Iraq — near Erbil. And it’s gonna be huge. People are gonna be all over it.

But you — you, my friend, you — can get in right now, and, unless it gets turned into a military installation, become filthy, stinking rich.

Here’s how you can get in touch with ‘em. They’ve got a really great graphic show, and they speak such good English. It’ll knock you right over, I know it will.

Ain’t you glad you know me?

Oh, hey, can I bum a fiver off ya, by chance?

Originally Posted 20 Feb 2006 6:00:03 PM