The inimitable Noah Shachtman has been collecting the best military recruiting ads (scroll down) from around the world on Wired’s national security blog, Danger Room.

The ads, of course, focus on what the military can do for you — money, guns and babes — and what you can do for them — dance, sing and throw fellow soldiers into a white-beach-bordered ocean.

Here’s a short and incomplete list of his finds:

* Awww Yeah, Navy!
* Beach Blanket Infantry
* Russian Army = Nookie
* Join the Ukrainian Army, Get Laid
* Wanted: Prancing, Singing Sailors
* Czech Soldiers Doin’ Karate
* Video Fix: Fightin’ Canucks