Girls, ever find yourself getting tired while . . . errr . . . down there?

Well, you’re in luck! A U.S. charity in Ethiopia has developed coffee-flavored condoms. There’s nothing like that sweet Folgers smell when you first start getting it on.

Apparently, with such high HIV/AIDS rates, you need some fancy prevention methods, and I know the coffee scent always draws me in.

Why coffee?

The condoms have also tapped into Ethiopian nationalism, as coffee was supposedly invented there. As one university student put it, “It is about time to use an Ethiopian flavor for beautiful Ethiopian girls.”

There’s an obvious joke in there somewhere, but I’m not going to look for it.

The charity has also created condoms that smell and taste like sweetcorn for the Chinese and, similarly, for Indonesians, ones that smell and taste like durian fruit, whatever the hell that is.

Next up, freedom fry-tasting condoms for the U.S.