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Is it taking the Ten Commandments too far to deny a ventriloquist’s dummy (or, to be politically correct, “hard figure” — no pun intended) a tryst with Winona Ryder? To a couple of our fellow Texans who make hard figures, the answer is a resounding yes.
That the part of the dummy in “The Ten,” which […]

I agree with daddy’s little secret:
I know who to call at 4 pm, 10 pm, and 2 am for some booty but who the hell is going to take a 5 am snuggle-call? Sometimes that’s all I need–just a snuggle–a kiss on the shoulder, an arm pulling me in close, the steady rhythm of a […]

Going against the grain, Penelope Trunk has devised a short quiz to determine whether you’re a Baby Boomer, Generation Jones, Generation X or Generation Y based on your use of media rather than birth date.
I’m Generation Y.
[Hotel Tango: so this is mass communication]

Patton.

Be sure to watch Larry King Live tonight to be scared out of your wits. Or don’t. I won’t.

. . . I’m in motherfuckin’ Vietnam.

. . . when they’re not frequenting brothels.

[Hotel Tango: Lindsay]